Mafia? We don't see no Mafia

A Mafia Don's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus.

He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..."

He looks at the paper, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..."

He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

He then gets an idea. He goes to the mantel and gently takes down the statue of the Virgin Mary. He carefully wraps the statue in a handkerchief, puts it in the desk drawer, locks the drawer, and puts the key on the mantel.

He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."